On the way to Greenwood this morning, I got pulled over by a highway patrolman. There is a short distance between where one speed limit ends and the lower speed limit begins. Long story short, the officer said I was speeding. As I am trying to be polite and apologizing for my driving, Charlie Rogan is in the back seat saying “Hey Baby…..Hey Baby” and waving with both hands. It sounds really sweet and cute, but the way she says it makes you think of a woman of the night soliciting a john. I was so embarrassed, but the nice officer seemed to find it amusing. It did not , of course, help me with my ticket.
I think I’m gonna have my hands full….. June 4, 2010